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Our mission: to explore strange new venues, to seek out new art and new artists, to go boldly where no borg has gone before.
( for Frankie and Johnny)

1. If elected and maybe if not elected, or maybe only if not elected, I will actually be selling these laminates to raise money for Borg2 art grants. Every $19.95 or greater donation will be accompanied by a Borg2 All Excess Laminate complete with choice of cute little clip or highly functional, hip and reusable beaded chain, giving the bearer exclusive access to a super-secret, and extra-cool area to be provided by me in the Borg2 subdomain. Get yours today, and discover the possibilities.

2. If elected, I will do my damdest, including, but not limited to: actually moving to the bay area to sacrifice my soul to this project that may or may not be just somebody else's idea of a fun prank.

3. If elected I will be a responsible collaborator in a contentious and secretive cabal that will make all sorts of decisions without any real accountability, only to be rubber stamped by a people's-choice-award-like quasi-republican process.

4. If elected I will attend meetings where I will be the least funny, most earnest person actually working full time trying to help, locate, build, transport and install, in some BRC back alley, more stunning art from around the world and around the block.

5. I will support any and all performance, machine, conceptual, cubist, spherist, nhedronist and other inflammable, flammable, non flammable, ridiculous and/or sublime art.

6. If elected I propose that the art council take open nominations for guest curators, and then prepare a ballot from among the nominees to be approved by the community at large.
..A. that this curator shall enlist their friends and enemas to help seek out and develop artists and projects, and prepare a ballot from among submitted proposals for the community at large to vote on.
..B. That the art council will actually respect the voice of the people.
.....a. Unless it is too fucked up.
.....b. Unless they are too fucked up.

7. I promise to nag competent people to make sure that someone either on the council or curatorial staff or under our thumbs, gets proposals posted, and promoted to the general community.

8. I promise to personally bake Dr. Frankenstein delicious DMT cookies to make sure B2B posts and that fucking FAQ and wiki (what the fuck's a wiki?) are updated and running ASAP.

9. If elected I propose that the Borg2 ghetto/hamlet experiment with zoning standards to group similar activities, and provide the seeds for ongoing neighborhoods.

10. If elected I will try to devise systems of governance that when adopted by Borg1 will help to keep the secret sauce of Burning Man fresh for centuries to come.
.. A. I support to formation of a General ASSembly, composed of 1 representative ass for each 1000 ticket asses, allocated regionally, and to be elected by asses from each respective region.
.. B. I support the formation of a BRC Census Bureau to collect demographic data of dubious quality for the purpose of gerrymandering assembly seats and pandering to the people.
.. C. I propose, that in subsequent years, the art council be elected from among this assembly, by a vote of its asses: one cheek, one half vote.
.. D. I propose that these two bodies be eventually empowered along with any surviving members of the Borg1 LLC to write a set of guidelines and bylaws for the ongoing governance of the event.

11. My other slogan, well appropriated by most of the other candidates:
And, Fuck you.


	Nesdon's


Our mission: to explore strange new venues, to seek out new art and new artists, to go boldly where no borg has gone before. ( for Frankie and Johnny) 1. If elected and maybe if not elected, or maybe only if not elected, I will actually be selling these laminates to raise money for Borg2 art grants. Every $19.95 or greater donation will be accompanied by a Borg2 All Excess Laminate complete with choice of cute little clip or highly functional, hip and reusable beaded chain, giving the bearer exclusive access to a super-secret, and extra-cool area to be provided by me in the Borg2 subdomain. Get yours today, and discover the possibilities. 2. If elected, I will do my damdest, including, but not limited to: actually moving to the bay area to sacrifice my soul to this project that may or may not be just somebody else's idea of a fun prank. 3. If elected I will be a responsible collaborator in a contentious and secretive cabal that will make all sorts of decisions without any real accountability, only to be rubber stamped by a people's-choice-award-like quasi-republican process. 4. If elected I will attend meetings where I will be the least funny, most earnest person actually working full time trying to help, locate, build, transport and install, in some BRC back alley, more stunning art from around the world and around the block. 5. I will support any and all performance, machine, conceptual, cubist, spherist, nhedronist and other inflammable, flammable, non flammable, ridiculous and/or sublime art. 6. If elected I propose that the art council take open nominations for guest curators, and then prepare a ballot from among the nominees to be approved by the community at large. ..A. that this curator shall enlist their friends and enemas to help seek out and develop artists and projects, and prepare a ballot from among submitted proposals for the community at large to vote on. ..B. That the art council will actually respect the voice of the people. .....a. Unless it is too fucked up. .....b. Unless they are too fucked up. 7. I promise to nag competent people to make sure that someone either on the council or curatorial staff or under our thumbs, gets proposals posted, and promoted to the general community. 8. I promise to personally bake Dr. Frankenstein delicious DMT cookies to make sure B2B posts and that fucking FAQ and wiki (what the fuck's a wiki?) are updated and running ASAP. 9. If elected I propose that the Borg2 ghetto/hamlet experiment with zoning standards to group similar activities, and provide the seeds for ongoing neighborhoods. 10. If elected I will try to devise systems of governance that when adopted by Borg1 will help to keep the secret sauce of Burning Man fresh for centuries to come. .. A. I support to formation of a General ASSembly, composed of 1 representative ass for each 1000 ticket asses, allocated regionally, and to be elected by asses from each respective region. .. B. I support the formation of a BRC Census Bureau to collect demographic data of dubious quality for the purpose of gerrymandering assembly seats and pandering to the people. .. C. I propose, that in subsequent years, the art council be elected from among this assembly, by a vote of its asses: one cheek, one half vote. .. D. I propose that these two bodies be eventually empowered along with any surviving members of the Borg1 LLC to write a set of guidelines and bylaws for the ongoing governance of the event. 11. My other slogan, well appropriated by most of the other candidates: And, Fuck you.